Archive for the 'ridiculous things' Category

26
Sep
07

Hyperbole?

Bill Richardson attacking a child

Received this e-mail on the James Madison College listserv:

Spartans for Richardson Meeting

Where: 342 Case Hall
When: Wednesday at 9pm

Come by to learn about the MOST QUALIFIED CANDIDATE EVER, Democratic Governor BILL RICHARDSON!

Really? Most qualified ever? Continue reading ‘Hyperbole?’

30
Aug
07

The Detroit News enlightens us

Labor Day/Labour DayOh! I didn’t know that!

28
Aug
07

The party of family values

After soliciting sex in a Minneapolis airport bathroom from an undercover cop:

While he was being interviewed about the incident, (Idaho Republican senator Larry) Craig gave police a business card showing that he is a U.S. senator. “What do you think about that?” Craig asked the officer, according to the police report obtained by Roll Call. 

26
Aug
07

Horrifying product warning

“Milk fat may sometimes solidify. This, however, will not affect the quality of the beverage.”on a can of Hello Boss iced coffee

25
Aug
07

Keeping us safer

Abe Dabdoub, 39, and his wife, both U.S. citizens, live in a Cleveland suburb. He said he has been detained 21 times at Michigan’s border with Canada since last August. Dabdoub, who works for an electronics manufacturing company, said he has even begun to keep a spreadsheet. The first four times, he said, he was handcuffed. Once, his wife had to plead with the agents not to handcuff him in front of their 5- and 7-year-old boys, he said. The agents know him so well by now that they call him by his first name. Every time he asks them why he is being stopped, Customs officers tell him, “We can’t tell you, for national security reasons,” he said. – “Terror Suspect List Yields Few Arrests,” Washington Post

22
Aug
07

Rapture tax

In one of history’s more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is “an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.” – Newsweek 




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Graham Davis lives in Lansing, Michigan.